Showing posts with label World Domination. Show all posts
Showing posts with label World Domination. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Harry Potter

Greetings from your dark overlord(/lady?)

*SPOILER ALERT*

All good things must come to an end. Some end like Harry Potter and some end like LOST.. a TV show with zero closure (that's right JJ Abrams, still waiting for an explanation for the polar bears, DHARMA initiative, smoke monster, numbers, Walt.....)

I was fascinated with Harry Potter the day my brother burst into my room, wearing his batman cape and a makeshift wand yelling "Crucio! Crucio!" at my pet spiders.. I knew I was headed down the dark path when my folks got me Slytherin robes for my birthday.... my brother on the other hand was a true Gryffindor with a heart of gold and he cried like a little girl when Dobby died. He was 19 when that happened. I still have a video of it, which I keep mainly for the purpose of blackmail and punishment, muhahahah.



Who's your Daddy now?


I must say that the last Harry Potter movie was awesome, all those who haven't seen it yet, do send me the location of your caves so that I can force-blast my way in and drag you to the theaters.. muhahahahaha

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Evil Cupcakes

 Operation 'Dessert' Storm
I am your cupcake , inspired by the cupcake blog
Muhahahahaha




Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Frozen Yogurt

 I have been procrastinating about my plans for world domination 

the Dark Lord(lady?) of the Dessert

As an evil genius who wants to rule this world with an iron fist, its pretty stupid to reveal one's weaknesses. I am willing to make an exception this one time. Frozen yogurt and radioactive chickens.
"This is Spartaaaaa"



Now if only I could master my superpowers capable of causing heads to explode..
*cleans up watermelon mess on kitchen floor*

Yours in dastardly deeds,
Evil Nelly

muhahahahahahaha
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