I have been procrastinating about my plans for world domination
|the Dark Lord(lady?) of the Dessert|
As an evil genius who wants to rule this world with an iron fist, its pretty stupid to reveal one's weaknesses. I am willing to make an exception this one time. Frozen yogurt and radioactive chickens.
|"This is Spartaaaaa"|
*cleans up watermelon mess on kitchen floor*
Yours in dastardly deeds,